If you know us you know who the b*tch is.... right??? Ben's crabby and Julie's crazy, Ben's mean and Julie's nice, Ben's clothes don't match and Julie's are cute, you get the idea. And then, THE BABY! The center of our universe, the "cutest baby to ever live", our son Michael William, Em-Dub, Micha-Michael, Toots Magoots, Mikey, Michaletta, Boo Baby Boo.